Fresh from Justin’s House and Spot Bots, join the CBeebies’ favourites as they swashbuckle their way across the UK in a hilarious new slapstick adventure of chivalry, swordplay and suddenly falling over.

The seventeenth century has never been so silly!

Chaos, mayhem and stupidity reign supreme as children’s comedy trio the Three Half Pints swish their swords, buff their boots and flourish their feathers in their most ridiculous adventure yet!

Will they defeat the dastardly evil-doers? Will they save the damsel in distress? Will they actually read the book before writing the show?

The Three Half Pints are Robin Hatcher (Ernie), Richard Franklin (Dick) and Callum Donnelly (Derek,). They met at University in 2010 where they bonded over a shared love of Slapstick comedy. Their work is unique on the children’s theatre circuit and they are supported by the Marlowe Theatre, Canterbury

Their slapstick comedy and sketch writing skills lead to them being cast last year as green-faced aliens, the Odd Bods, in CBeebies’ new show Spot Bots. They’ve also been seen recently in the highly popular Justin’s House and their previous tour, Bad Guys, enthralled and delighted audiences at almost a hundred venues across the UK from Llandudno to St Andrews.

Supported using public funding by Arts Council England.

“High jinks come thick and fast…hilarity to the point of exhaustion” THE STAGE

“The Three Half Pints never miss a beat…your cheeks will hurt from smiling so much” ★★★★ BROADWAY BABY

“Exuberant slapstick silliness and great fun for the whole family…the funniest thing I’ve ever seen!” ★★★★★ MUMSNET

“The Three Half Pints dazzle with well executed Monty Python-esque humour.” ★★★★★ THREE WEEKS

Date: Sunday 28 May 2017
Time: 2.30pm and 7.00pm
Venue: The Quarry Theatre
Cost: £12.50 (£10.50 concessions) (£42 family ticket – 2 adults/2 children)
Tickets: Buy online  |  01234 362337  | 
Age suitability: 5yrs +
Running time: 60mins

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